I wish she’s really smart. I wish she has an amazing smile and a great laugh. I wish she sings to herself after we made love or while she’s brushing her long dark hair. Oh, God, I wish she has the voice for it so I can enjoy it too. I wish she’s warm inside. I wish she’s tiny. I wish she’ll never hurt me. I wish she loves to caress my head. I wish she knows shit and talks about it with me without patronising me. I wish she read books. I wish she’s painfully beautiful. I wish she loves long talks while we walk barefooted on the beach. I wish she’s a free spirit but the most loyal person too. I wish she’s a fighter who’d never give up on us. I wish she’s gracious like a goddess. I wish she has a crazy sense of humor. I wish she never takes herself too seriously. I wish she dances in the rain. I wish she’s not afraid to eat. I wish she makes me happy and that she’s brave enough to allow me to return her the favor. I wish she loves to hold my head on her lap. I wish she is not naive. I wish she has the guts to accept my death. I wish she has fire in her eyes. I wish she loves kids. I wish she doesn’t want or own a million cats. I wish she loves to wear high heels and to wear them especially for me. I wish she hates those shitty butt shaped-both-front-and-back mofo comfy pants with snoopy print. Who dares to fuck Snoopy? Jeezas son of Mary, he’s my childhood hero! I wish she’s comfortable with her tits. I wish she accepts her wrinkles but dyes her hair for me. I know, I wish I was comfortable with gray hair but I’m not there yet. Not yet. I wish she has a sense of style. I wish she’s vain. I wish she knows how to gracefully accept a defeat. I wish she loves motorcycles. I wish she’s my biggest fan. I wish she really trusts in me and doesn’t take me for granted. I wish we both love one person; me-her and her-me. I wish she lets everything ugly behind her after she’d met me. I wish she’s curious. I wish she’ll criticise me; but not in a mean way. I wish she’s a good driver. I wish she shares a glass of wine with me while we watch the moon hand in hand in silence. I wish she’s not needy. I wish she’s ready to start everything all over if one of us is failing. Especially me. I tend to fail a lot because I am a dreamer. I wish she looks at me like I’m the only one in this world. I wish she’ll believe in me, especially when I’m in doubt. I wish I’d meet her before my 50’s. I wish she exists… these are my wishes so fuck you, you judgemental bastards! It’s my Christmas. I wish whatever the fuck I want.

Oh, and the last one, Santa, I wish a ten feet long bigass dick so I can fuck you in your red nosed christmassy butt of yours. When the hell have you ever gave me whatever I wished for, ya fat wanker?!

Planet Floreasca. That’s in Bucharest. A shitty & posh district filled with whores disguised as respectable ladies…